Or, The Man Who Looked at a Blade of Grass and Saw the Whole Cosmos
By ABS, the Literary Scholar, who believes Walt Whitman didn’t just write poetry—he unleashed it barefoot, bearded, and bursting with the soul of the universe crammed into a single blade of grass.
If Emily Dickinson wrote poems like secret confessions folded into envelopes, Walt Whitman wrote like he had just discovered paper, lungs, and the universe all at once. He didn’t whisper. He yawped. Loudly. Publicly. Shirtlessly.
Born in 1819, Whitman wasn’t just a poet—he was America’s hype man, an emotional exhibitionist with a beard that could have hosted its own transcendental salon. While other poets were agonizing over form and rhyme, Whitman was out there declaring the self and flirting with the cosmos.
His masterpiece—and life’s work, obsession, romantic partner, and poetic gym membership—was Leaves of Grass, a collection he revised more often than most people update their relationship status. The first edition was slim. The last edition could stop a door or a cannonball. But every version sang the same unapologetic song: celebrate the self, the body, the soul, the soil, and sex. Lots and lots of sex.
Tastefully? Not always. Passionately? Absolutely.
Whitman didn’t believe in hiding. He believed in becoming. He stood at the edge of the Atlantic, arms outstretched, and basically shouted, “I am all of you. I contain multitudes. Also, I’m not wearing socks.”
In “Song of Myself”—the poem that could only be written by someone with the audacity of a sunrise and the stamina of a steam engine—Whitman declared that the self is divine, death is nothing to fear, and the grass under your feet is more sacred than any scripture. The poem doesn’t have a plot. It has a pulse.
He wasn’t just writing about America—he was America. A little messy. A little contradictory. Unapologetically diverse. Simultaneously spiritual and sensual. And yes, occasionally full of himself in ways that made Thoreau roll his eyes so hard they nearly fell out.
Whitman loved men, women, democracy, ferryboats, freckles, fog, and feeling everything too much. He was the ultimate poetic polyamorist—married to the universe and not especially monogamous with literary form. He believed poetry should breathe, not behave. His lines stretch, loop, tumble, and occasionally hug you without permission.
He worked as a teacher, a journalist, a printer, and even a wound-dresser during the Civil War—because when Whitman talked about brotherhood and compassion, he meant it literally. He cleaned soldiers’ wounds, held their hands, wrote letters home for the dying, and somehow still managed to sneak in lines about how sexy the human thigh is.
Whitman didn’t wait for the world to crown him. He crowned himself. On the title page of Leaves of Grass, he planted his own portrait like a poetic Tinder profile: hat tilted, eyes direct, one hand in his pocket, the other gesturing toward immortality. Modesty was not invited. Confidence was the guest of honor.
Was he criticized? Of course. Too bold. Too obscene. Too arrogant. But Whitman didn’t flinch. He just revised the book, added more sensual metaphors, and dedicated it to Abraham Lincoln for good measure.
And when Lincoln died, Whitman mourned with such majestic grief it made the entire nation ache. “O Captain! My Captain!” isn’t just elegy—it’s emotional CPR delivered by a man who knew how to give grief a megaphone and still find rhythm.
Whitman’s view of death? Strangely comforting. Death, to him, wasn’t an ending—it was recycling. You die. You decompose. You become grass. Some child picks that grass. The cycle continues. Immortality via compost. Poetry with a root system.
He lived long enough to become an icon, a relic, a cliché, and a sacred beard in his own lifetime. Schools quoted him. Philosophers nodded. And students for the next hundred years quietly asked, “Wait, did he really mean that?”
Yes. He did. He meant everything.
ABS, The Literary Scholar, after reciting “I Sing the Body Electric” dramatically to an empty field at sunset (and confusing a cow), turned to the imaginary crowd and declared:
“Whitman didn’t write poems.
He wrote cosmic selfies.
And invited the whole species to photobomb.”
Then, adjusting a metaphorical beard and pocketing a blade of grass for no particular reason, ABS looked at the sky and muttered:
“He was the first poet who made me want to take my shoes off before reading.”

Signed,
ABS
The Literary Scholar
Who now yawps responsibly, contains polite multitudes, and flirts exclusively in free verse.
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