A Quiet Journey through Literary Depths
Litsketches where authors, characters, and classics get a modern literary makeover. Satirical, insightful takes on poetry, novels, and literary legends. Where authors, poems, and literary classics get the ABS treatment—sharp, bold, and never boring. Dive into scrolls on Shakespeare, Plath, Dickens, Austen, and more, with wit as your bookmark.
By ABS, The Literary Scholar(Who firmly believes Charles Dickens invented the term “it’s complicated” long before modern romance and plotlines did) If you’ve ever wished life came with more eccentric characters, more dramatic coincidences, and more men with tragic backstories and suspicious facial hair—look no further than the pen of Charles Dickens, the man who […]
By ABS, The Literary Scholar(Who’s fairly certain Orwell is haunting our routers in silent judgment) In the grand year of 1948, a man named George Orwell sat down to write a book not because he was paranoid, but because the world wasn’t paranoid enough. He switched the last two digits of the year and gifted
By ABS, The Literary Scholar(Who still wants to ask Jane Eyre, “Out of all the men in that mansion… him?”) Once upon a moody English morning, a small, plain orphan named Jane Eyre decided she would not, under any circumstances, be silent, submissive, or spiritually gaslit by the patriarchy. And thus, Charlotte Brontë’s legendary novel
By ABS, The Literary Scholar(Who firmly believes therapy might’ve saved the Yorkshire moors a lot of emotional storm damage) Some love stories bloom in gardens. Others burn in bonfires. And then there’s Wuthering Heights—a romance so fierce it cracks windows, howls through chimneys, and demands to be resurrected at midnight with a blood oath and
By The Literary Scholar(Who believes April is still cruel, just with faster Wi-Fi.) Let’s begin with a dangerous question: Is T.S. Eliot still relevant?This is the kind of question that either sparks a spirited literary debate or gets you politely escorted out of a graduate seminar. But ask it we must—because in a world that
Litsketch 5. From Wasteland to Webland: Is Eliot Still Relevant? Read More »
When the Thirst for Knowledge Burns the Soul that Seeks ItBy ABS, The Literary Scholar If Renaissance theatre had a warning label, Doctor Faustus would come with the words:“May cause damnation, disillusionment, and dark laughter. Handle with hubris.” Christopher Marlowe’s Doctor Faustus is not just the story of a man who sells his soul to
Litsketch 4. Dr. Faustus: Scholar, Sinner, Showman Read More »
By ABS, The Literary Scholar(Who firmly believes that if guilt had a voice, it would quote Shakespeare with blood on its hands) Once Upon a Gory Prophecy Let us begin, as all good tragedies do, in a storm. Thunder crashes. Lightning flashes. And somewhere on a war-torn heath in medieval Scotland, three witches huddle like
Litsketch 3. “Out, Damned Ambition!” — Macbeth and the Murderous Mind Read More »
By The Literary Scholar(Who firmly believes that if Beckett had written “Friends,” they’d still be waiting for coffee.) Let’s begin by stating the obvious: the Theatre of the Absurd is not your average evening at the theatre. There are no heroes, no villains, no gripping love triangles, and certainly no satisfying climaxes. In fact, a
Litsketch 2. The Theatre of the Absurd: Netflix Had Nothing on This Read More »
The Literary Scholar(By ABS, who believes HR managers fear soliloquies more than salary negotiations.) “To be, or not to be…”That’s how he’d answer the first question. No “Good morning,” no handshake. Just a philosophical existential dilemma right out of the gate. And right then, HR silently underlines in red: not a team player. Let’s be
Litsketch 1. Why Hamlet Would Fail a Job Interview Today Read More »